Dear Dirk:

Thanks a lot, pal.

Ever since my old lady caught sight of your film, things have been real rough at home.  

For years I’ve had her convinced I was “larger than the average bear” if you know what I mean.  

Now that she’s callin me tiny, I’m finding my lovin’ in the solo style.  

All she can talk about is getting some hot S&M action (salesmen and mechanics, as if you don’t know).

Should I worry?  Go in for that “little operation” I read about in the back of the City Pages? Or am I nuts?

Charlie R.

St. Paul, MN

Dear Chuck:

hey hot stuff -

i gotta say i'm pining for you, baby, i can't take it anymore. i haven't

felt a hurt like this since you and i got it on in memphis and i was so

chafed afterward that i couldn't sit down for a week.

i hope your extraction goes well - it'd be a shame to damage such a

gorgeous piece of equipment. remember the time _______ was kneeling down

on the floor, going down on you, and the cat decided his scrotum was a

good cat toy? haw haw haw. fun times.

so i have a question for you - this whole "rally" thing....can girls

do it, too? i mean, if a gal could like borrow her boyfriend's bike

or something. i think i'll show up at slc and be a volunteer, so that

the real riders can do their thing.

ok, i gotta go - amber and rollergirl just stopped by, and those damn

skates are marring up the hardwood floors. hey, did someone say "poppers?"

could be an interesting night.

say hello to adam and eddie for me, they'll probably be on their way

to baton rouge by the time they get this, after having had the most

sleep they'll see in awhile. i think i'll lie in bed extra long

tomorrow in their honor.

kisses, darlin',

airyn

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Airyn Darling                                   http://www.umich.edu/~airyn

1993 BMW K1100RS, "Krak"                        1973 Honda CB500, "Loose Wheel"

That Adam and Eddie think they're so hot," cried Pooh, "and they're right."