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August 3 2006 at 2:36 PM Dirk Diggler (Login Dirk_D.)
friends, foes, fornicators...
The latest incarnation of the Butt Lite is but a few days away.
After all the ruckus I was unjustly accused of raising in prior years events, I’m surprised that these TeamStrange louts will have another go with me. 'course then I remind myself that I live in the land where we elected President Strategery and I guess my being here isn’t so unfathomable.
I know you’re dying to hear the inside rally dirt---here’s what I know that you can know:
-The checkpoints on this event are simply evil.
Were you expecting mainstream, right on the beaten path with ez on-off interstate access?
From these guys?
Yeah right, buddy—lemme have what you’re smokin’.
-the bonuses are simply unbelieveble.
visualize your worst freaking* nightmare of largest, smallest, inaccessible, in-plain-sight-in-downtown-Metropolis, you-can't-get-there-from-here nonsense, and you've stumbled your way onto the first page. pity those of the ilk that believe they have it all figured out.
I didn’t even realize that one of the checkpoint locations was a real town. Eddie said it was, and Adam just nodded in his typical “STFU*” style, so I did--and agreed to agree.……I guess.
Anyways, like I said, the event is about to go on, and you’ll soon be getting an eyeful here on the discussion board.
I’ll be writing, Adam will be throwing in his $4.80 (he’s an attorney, for god’s sake), Eddie is threatening to have some input along with some other special guest postings as well.
And just who is this Lurlean chick anyways?
Just when I was thinking I was the “big guy” now these TS guys have gol-damm* groupies….
So plans have been planned, shirts and awards ordered, Adam is working on his 8 am scowl, Eddie is giddy with laughter everytime anyone talks to him—“JMFC*, he said to me last week—any rider silly enough to go to <censored> is going to be so <censored>”. Anyways, the meals have been arranged and will be typically outstanding. Kim Swanson (Rayder's better half and former co-owner of the Two Rivers) is in charge of both banquets in Niobrara. This will be great.
As is typical for BL events, the anomaly will likely be the norm.
Those of you who think you’ve seen it all are probably right.
Those of you who think otherwise are probably righter.
That’s all I know—sorry for the poor writing style, but I don’t get paid by the word like Mr. Fancy-Pants Barrister*. I just write like the lady-pleasin’ man I am. So there.
Send me your emails.
When you’re having problems in the happy-room at home, sometimes you need the help of a guy who’s BTDT*—probably earlier today. Let me steer you straight.
If it’s other things like rally tips, rider sightings, advice on life styles, music chat, or most anything else, pass 'em along. I'll be glad to report them--after all, I’m here to help.
What with the court-ordered time spent at the BF clinic (just say no my ass*!) I haven’t seen Roller Girl (or Airyn D., or Kristi Kanyon, or Carla Ferrari, or Amanda Huggankiss) for awhile now and I've got me an itch that most definitely needs scratchin’--maybe I might just have to be the one to console that Lurlean gal once she finally meets the Revs. Eddie and Adam. Hey, if she's gonna come all the way to NE, I'd hate to see her leave all-disappointed....
tell me how you like it,
Dirk.